December 2009
3 posts
November 2009
1 post
October 2009
2 posts
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
1 post
March 2009
4 posts
February 2009
3 posts
January 2009
3 posts
December 2008
3 posts
Looking on the bright side
Tanner: Mommy, I broke my foot.
Jill: Aww, you broke your foot?
Tanner: Yeah, but that's okay. I have another one.
November 2008
3 posts
October 2008
8 posts
Toilets, Hair Removal Cream, and Tanner
So, let me tell you a little story about a clogged toilet, a bottle of hair removal cream, an upcoming wedding, and a three year old.
I hesitate to tell this story because I am pretty embarrassed it happened and it makes me look bad. But, it did happen and it is actually pretty funny in retrospect.
First, I must preface this by saying that I am very diligent about keeping toxins and such out...
August 2008
9 posts
First Day of School
Tanner started preschool today. He will be going 2 half days per week. We visited several preschools in making our decision and he ultimately chose the school. We knew it was the right place when, during our tour, he asked if he could start school that day. He went into his classroom and started playing immediately. Unfortunately, they only had one opening in the afternoon class and since he...
Cow Chips
Jill: Hey, we could go to the cow chip throwing contest.
Tanner: Mommy, can we eat the cow chips?
Jill: No honey, cow chips aren't for eating. Cow chips are another name for cow poo.
(Later that day upon letting Shellie out to do her business)...
Tanner: Hey mommy, look! Shellie is making doggie chips!
California
“When I wake up from my nap can we fly to California to see Grandma Judy and Grandpa Todd?” - Tanner
July 2008
9 posts
Tanner: Breakfast.
Jill: What do you want for breakfast?
Tanner: I want some waffles and eggs for breakfast.
Jill: How about kisses for breakfast.
Tanner: No, kisses aren't for breakfast, food is for breakfast.
Jill: Oh, what are kisses for?
Tanner: Kisses are for LOVING!
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BUG?!?!?”
– Tanner, flailing his arms above his head at a mosquito
Pizza for breakfast.
You know it is going to be a fun day when your 3 year old gets cold pizza out of the fridge and says “Yeah it is pizza. It is my breakfast.”
Tanner: Where is God?
Brandon: He is everywhere. We can't see Him, but He's always here.
Tanner: I think Jesus is going to come on an airplane to my house.
Tanner: Where are you going, mommy?
Me: I'm going to work.
Tanner: Are you going to crunch the numbers?
